Kenneth W. Allen
Home: Lanett, Alabama
Education: BA in Anthropology
Served in the United States Navy
on the USS Forrestal CV-59
I’ve had a hard time with the, “About Me,” page of my website. I first posted a generic Bio that only spoke of milestones revealing nothing about myself. You know, the safe and distant approach. After looking over my page, I decided to change this and give a true bio that tells people who I truly am in real life.
I believe that Jim Carrey is the funniest man alive, with Richard Prior
being the funniest that ever lived! Young women are nice to look at but an
older woman will bring you to a new concept of passion. Marriage is modern
slavery while monogamy is a must in any relationship. There is nothing more
sensual than a kiss causing you to forget where you are while a woman’s perfume
bringing back a memory of a past love is intoxicating.
My greatest achievement in life was serving my country in the United States Navy. Graduating from Auburn University would have to be a close second. My third greatest achievement was learning how to bring a woman to orgasm without using, “State of the Art,” equipment. I’m the only man in the world that has been married and will admit getting divorced was more my fault than my ex-wife’s. I believe that growing up is a tragedy while growing older is poetic. Knowledge is power while an education doesn’t make you intelligent. I believe we definitely have more to fear than fear itself and anyone that says different has never had a pistol pointed at their head.
I believe it is shameful that the United States consumes over 80% of the world’s resources while the rest of the world is forced to stand in line for what is needed. The only time this country sticks its nose in foreign affairs is when oil is involved, regardless of what other reason is given.
I believe General Colin Luther Powell should be the next president of the United States and anyone claiming to be a Republican or Democrat should be shot on sight! I feel that smokers are discriminated against more than any other group in America while the act is the most disgusting thing you can do in public, besides mastication. Twerking is disgusting and I will always turn the channel…..as soon as the video ends. Christina Applegate is the ex-wife of my dreams and the most beautiful woman ever to walk the earth. Fast food is awful, except for KFC, the Whopper and…..oh yeah, a Wendy’s Triple with fries.
I believe General Motors builds a better vehicle than Ford Motor Company. My home is only twelve miles from a, “Kia”, plant, and I’d push my Trans Am around before driving one of the vehicles built at that location. Sitting in a Corvette actually causes your penis to grow two inches. Used car salesmen go straight to hell while new car salesmen have to say fifty thousand, “Hail Marys,” to make it to the Promised Land. Churches are a waste of time while having faith is a complete necessity in life. All going to church does is keep you away from some really great sporting events. If you want to learn about faith, and religion, read the Bible, and Pray!
I believe that everyone should own a weapon while taking a life should always be a, “last resort,” in any situation. I feel that everyone should be held accountable for their weapons. If you allow your weapons to fall into incapable hands, you should stand in judgment in the weapons usage. Anyone that trusts the government should sit down and talk to a Native American about their past.
I believe you can be completely lonely while never being alone. I’m always at my loneliest in a crowd of people. If someone tells you they know how you feel, they’re lying and know nothing about you. I hate being lonely but really don’t like being in groups. People who ask me if I have the, “Mondays,” never know how close they come to getting vomited on after asking. Suicide is never painless while living is always full of pain. Suffering is not always a bad thing in life, unless it is being done by a child, then it’s a crime.
I believe that I was put on this earth for a reason with no clue of what reason such a person would have been created. Growing up in Alabama, I didn’t realize the National Anthem wasn’t, “Sweet Home Alabama,” until after moving to North Carolina at twelve years old. I would rather have my privates slammed in a door jamb than live in the State of Georgia and firmly believe if you live in Atlanta, you’re a Yankee, not that this is a bad thing! Only the bravest of people eat fish pulled from the Chattahoochee River with it being as polluted as it is now days. Building a house on the banks of this same river is like firing a bullet straight up in the air and waiting on it to return. It’s not if, but when, the river takes your home. Just like that bullet returning and going through the top of your head and out your ass at some time in the future, it’s gonna happen!
I believe out of all the things I do in life, writing is the one thing I’ve done with any true meaning. There was nothing like the first time I held a book authored by myself, written from cover to cover by me. Crossing William will always have a special place in my heart, even after publishing more works over the years. If only one person kicks back after reading it with the feeling of having been touched, or changed in some way, my life will have been for something other than just to live.
I believe that Ghost Hunting is a very honorable way to spend your time. The beliefs I hold about the Paranormal are my own, and fuel the desire for me to hunt for the evidence of things unexplained. Doing this is very personal, and all that do this are the same. They may have different beliefs but are searching for the same reason. The motivation is a desire to learn! You can have the firmest resentment of those that research the Paranormal, but still have to admit one thing. There are things that occur daily in life that can’t be explained. For me, it’s that picture of the shadow figure; the reflection of a person that isn’t there, or the voice on a recording that was not produced by someone in the room.
I believe that public toilets are portholes to hell! I would rather move my bowels while standing in line at the grocery store than use the bacteria infested, feces incrusted caves of defecation offered up by public locations across the land. My brother calls me, “Mr. Shit at Will,” because I will force myself to use the bathroom before leaving the house to avoid having to go in a public toilet.
I believe that I’ve pretty much spoken of everything I believe, except for the fact that I believe my mother is the most intelligent human on earth! Thank you for taking the time to read all of this and hope you enjoyed doing so, as it is a long rambling of a troubled individual! If you disagree with me in what I’ve written, just remember, I served in the Military to protect the right of you to believe any way you see fit, so feel confident in your disagreement. I’d have it no other way……..
Thank you so very much.....
Kenneth W. Allen,
Chattooga County, Georgia
Chattooga County, Georgia
The Beast Within
Kenneth W. Allen
Deep inside my mind lives the voice of insanity, screaming, ever screaming to be released from the bondage of my soul. Though I fight to stay the beast, it pushes against my efforts to make itself known. It is my words, yes, it is that of which I write that eases the pressure from within. Without this sacrifice, this offering to the beast, it would overtake me in the night. My nocturnal thoughts bring him out in the darkness as my mind fights to control what cannot be controlled. For now, this sustains the darkness and holds the evil at bay. For now, this will have to suffice.
Picture taken by a freind
This was taken at the Carnival across the road from the old Lanett Mill in Lanett, Al on todays date 11/12/2014. They took a picture of the car as it was in motion and checked the pic out later to find a shadow figure joining the ride. Check out the railing between the shadow and the car. The railing is unaffected by the shadow while the car is blocked. Great PIc!
This picture was taken while on vacation in Western North Carolina by one of my co-workers. The flames look like someone, on fire, walking away from the camera. Great Pic!
Update: Thanks to friends with Go Dark Paranormal Investigations out of Burnsville, NC, this location has been identified as Cades Cove, TN, instead of being North Carolina. Thank you, Big Time, to Robert Glenn Effler and Lisa Hensley from that group for taking the time to search for this info! Now we need to head that way for a Ghost Hunt!
The Chambers County Courthouse
The Chambers County Courthouse
The Chambers County Courthouse in Lafayette, Alabama. DEP (Dark Entity Paranormal) has conducted several Ghost Hunts at this location. We love going here because of the amount of activity reported at the location. It never fails to produce each and every time we visit. If you’re ever in the area, take some time to walk the halls of this building. Go up to the old court room, take a seat in the front row of the room and just listen for a while, I Dare You!
I love it in my slumber,
When the stories fill my dreams,
As it was last night,
When my mentor came to me.
On a beach in the Keys,
He walked towards the ocean,
Pointing over the sea he asked this question,
“Son, what do you see?”
I took a deep breath,
And looked upon the scene,
My heart pounded inside me,
As I contemplated from what I could see.
What if my answer offended?
Or if it made no sense,
What if this golden chance,
Were squandered by my cadence?
He turned and looked me in the eye,
He said, “Son, don’t you fret,
I’m just a man, no one to regret,
What I ask of you is not a test,
Just tell me honestly,
What your heart will confess.”
I turned back to the ocean,
Looked out over the sea,
I tried to figure,
What it was he asked of me.
The answer was right there,
Rolled out like a scroll,
All of creation,
And what it could hold.
My heart swelled with emotion,
It felt as if it would burst,
As my mentor opened my mind,
To the wall that had bound my words.
“It is not others,” he said,
“That you have to impress,
As long as in your own heart,
You stay true to the quest.
Tell your story the best you can,
And don’t you worry,
When the words will not coalesce,
Just take to your slumber
Visit me in Key West,
It is on this sandy beach,
That you can make your requests.”
He turned back to the ocean,
And then began to fade,
As I yelled out in a panic,
“Thank you, Mr. Hemingway!”
To Live is to Die
To live is to die,
This fact is for sure
No matter what you try
Death you will endure.
It creeps upon us
A little each day,
Piercing our flesh
To the point of decay.
Slowly we perish
From the passage of time,
Lest the Grim Reaper
Be cheated of his prize.
The pain grows stronger
As his sickle penetrates
The flesh we hold dear
The beast will not abate.
If it is your desire
To cheat your way out of death,
My hat is off to you, fellow,
You will prove yourself best
As many have tried
None have succeeded.
So good luck to you Sir
You will be defeated.
The sight of a butterfly in the distance was a most beautiful vision. Each beat of the wings gave a wave of color as they gently moved through the air. This brought the insect closer and closer revealing a secret of the winged creature. The body of the butterfly became more apparent with proximity as it flew towards me. Most only see the wings much like a clown at the circus, drawing ones attention from the ugliness beneath the colors.
Stepping closer to the insect, I took the body of the butterfly between my thumb and index finger to inspect the creature. Lifting it to my face, the truth of the bug became apparent to my curious eyes. The hideousness of this thing was shocking as I pulled the first wing from its thorax. My mind seemed numb while removing the second to find the insect beneath more disgusting than the shiniest cockroach.
I had discovered the truth beneath the wings. This was natures masking of a demon in that this insect fed on the dead and feces. Rotting flesh nourished the colorful foliage covering the beast beneath. Maybe all of nature is this way, beauty masking the evil of this world. The Mantella frogs of Madagascar are beautiful, but deadly if eaten.
The insect between the flesh of my fingers died quickly as it couldn’t survive without the magnesium in its wings. Not only did the beauty cover the truth beneath, it sustained the creature that so repulsed me. From that point on I became suspicious of beauty of every form. Beneath all beauty lies the dormant evil of nature just below the covering canopy. Always peal back the colorful layers to discover the true nature of what you see. Do this and never be deceived……